Sometimes, ok most times, it’s really great to be a girl, you know?
Take music for instance, I know guys love and really get into music, but girls…us girls, we can really take a song and pull into our blood and get turned on by it. It can change our mood, it can physically alter our appearance to become the most smoldering creature ever created, suddenly we can dance like nobody’s friggin business. I swear, sometimes my shitty t-shirt turns into a belly shirt a la Britney Spears, perfect for the sexy little diamond ring now gracing my navel. I’m quite the stunner when I’m rocking my music…
To be honest, my day is almost always summed up by the playlist I’ve chosen to get me from hour to hour. So many times, I’ll be driving up the highway, the music is loud (as it should be, you feeling me?), and I feel bitchy, the good kind of bitchy, the sexy kind of bitchy. Before long, I’ve reapplied my lipgloss, my stature and confidence is FOR SURE getting every guy on the road’s notice, somehow the car surges forward with more pep on the pedal, and I BECOME the melodies and bass lines. Does this happen to you? It feeds me and I wish I could just capture how I’m feeling in the moment, play the song for my best friends and say, “Here, this is me today.” Do you ever feel like that?
Life is messy and frustrating and filled with shit I don’t want to do. It just is. But turn on that music, man, and I’m good to go. Get me a good push up bra and cut off shorts and that laundry is DONE!
*whispers* Want to know which song gets me pole dancing (aka known as dusting that damned armoire, again) ready? Tina Turner’s Typical Male. Go look it up, trust me.
Go ahead, turn on that music nice and loud today. I promise you, your adrenaline will rush, your pheromones will get a healthy kick in the ass, and you WILL feel better. I can’t make any promises about the laundry getting done but, really, that’s beside the point…
musically induced sexiness, Heather



